is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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