My brain says no but my pants say off.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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