I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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