Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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