return my video game
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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