Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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