your thong is hanging out like whoa
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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