yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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