So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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