Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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