How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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