I molested 6 butterflies tonight
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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