For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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