Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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