i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
