NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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