Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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