Your dad touched me again.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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