did you get engaged???
It's just like the Real World with babies
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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