Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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