He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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