She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
