This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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