i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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