My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
