I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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