I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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