real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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