Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Randomize
