I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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