I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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