she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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