the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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