oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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