I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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