Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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