in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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