Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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