i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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