Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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