Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
