I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
