we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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