I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
is it fun? or sober?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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