she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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