Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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