I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I've blown a few things in my day
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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