Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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