There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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