Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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