I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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