remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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