her vagine was all disorganized.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
