Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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