so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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